Riot Girls

Team: Riot Girls
Number: 347
Positions: blocker, jammer
Rookie Year: 2010
Occupation: wildcat
Lucky Charm: earth magnet
 
Perhaps the hair on the back of your neck is giving you that subtle signal that something terrible is about to happen? That’s Flux Hellsity coming for you. Sweet and savage, tiny yet tremendous, this volatile vixen is as capricious as the electricity she harnesses; one moment everything is humming along nicely, and the next, bodies are flying and you’re in a pile of burning rubble known as Hellsity. With a limitless source of power, it’s no surprise Energizer’s motto was inspired by her. There is no better way to build up a charge than to set her on the path; she always takes the most direct route. Brutal but beautiful, delightful yet deadly, voluptuous and vicious, fiery and furious she will Flux you up.

Team: Riot Girls
Number: 666
Rookie Year: 2010
Positions: Jammer
Favourite Song: “I WILL KILL YOU” Cannibal Corpse
Likes: Skating fast, metal, beer, Camaros, Pick up trucks and whips
Hates: Pretty boys and society in general
Favourite Quote: “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
 
Miss Whips grew up in Whalley and has bared the brunt of many Surrey girl jokes since. She was a rinkrat at Stardust for many years, serving birthday cake and teaching rollerskating lessons to little punk kids. The streets were tough and Miss Whips learned how to survive them at an early age. Walking around Surrey Central late at night by herself does not even frighten her, in fact she welcomes danger and laughs in its face.

Team: Riot Girls
Number: .80 Caliber
Positions: Inside/Outside or where ever I can hit ya!
Rookie Year: 2010
Stats: Little ball of Anger!
Occupation: Assassin (but shh!)
Fave Movie: Full Metal Jacket
Loves: Metal, Brew and Carnage
Hates: Rainbow's and Butterflies
Favourite Quotes: "2 hits.... Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor!" and "That'll learn ya!"

Team: Riot Girls
Number: 007
Position: Jammer
Rookie Year: 2010
 
"Not as friendly as she looks."

I'm the Money, every Penny of it. 
 
Positions: A lady never tells her secrets
Injuries: I chipped a nail once - that sucked
Zodiac sign: All Scorpio, all the time
Best quality: I made a funny joke once
Worst quality: early bed time - I need my rest
Stats: Mon - Fri 8 - 4:30 
Occupation: Small time Robin Hood for the disabled
Skates: on ice and concrete 
Derby wife: oh no thanks, but I'll take a derby boyfriend
Loves: Derby girls, Roman history, and fishnets, Vive la fishnets! 
Hates: Sweaty men, weak pick up lines and muffin top. 
Lucky charm: Bentley the (not so) Wonder dog.
Super power: my super evil look will turn you to stone 
Random Favorites: Shelter pets, Fluevog shoes and colourful stockings and Roman history
Favorite Rollergirl/League: TCRG of course. 
 
Max Payne studied way too much Roman history and began searching out a venue in which to re-enact the great wars, the Battle of Carthage, Battle of the Huns and the battle against that tough old Gaelic tart Boudica. Instead of an amphitheater, Max found another venue of equally grand proportions and dire consequences, the derby track. Now, she enjoys the epic battles from her lofty seat while commanding the great legions into their next victory.  Let the games begin.

Team Coach

“I keep gettin’ older, but they stay the same age.”

-Sir Matthew McConaughey

Position: Blocker
Stats: Colonel, first class; blood type o-
Occupation: Commander, 1st squadron, 9th cavalry (aerial reconnaissance)
Best qualities: Seeking, destroying
Worst quality: Mental instability
Injuries: Shrapnel
Loves: Surfing, smell of napalm in the morning
Hates: Assassins, photojournalists
Favourite quote: “Smells like…victory”
Lucky charm: Dog tags
Super power: Psychological warfare

Team: Riot Girls
Number: 151proof
Position: Blocker and Jammer
Rookie Year: 2007

Team: Riot Girls
Number: 69
Position: Blocker
Rookie Year: 2009
 
hippie + derby − patchouli = FLOWER SMASH!!!