TCRG All-Stars

I'm the Money, every Penny of it. 
 
Positions: A lady never tells her secrets
Injuries: I chipped a nail once - that sucked
Zodiac sign: All Scorpio, all the time
Best quality: I made a funny joke once
Worst quality: early bed time - I need my rest
Stats: Mon - Fri 8 - 4:30 
Occupation: Small time Robin Hood for the disabled
Skates: on ice and concrete 
Derby wife: oh no thanks, but I'll take a derby boyfriend
Loves: Derby girls, Roman history, and fishnets, Vive la fishnets! 
Hates: Sweaty men, weak pick up lines and muffin top. 
Lucky charm: Bentley the (not so) Wonder dog.
Super power: my super evil look will turn you to stone 
Random Favorites: Shelter pets, Fluevog shoes and colourful stockings and Roman history
Favorite Rollergirl/League: TCRG of course. 
 
Max Payne studied way too much Roman history and began searching out a venue in which to re-enact the great wars, the Battle of Carthage, Battle of the Huns and the battle against that tough old Gaelic tart Boudica. Instead of an amphitheater, Max found another venue of equally grand proportions and dire consequences, the derby track. Now, she enjoys the epic battles from her lofty seat while commanding the great legions into their next victory.  Let the games begin.

A collection of the league's best players, Terminal City's All-Star team travels across Canada and the USA to bout other leagues during the off-season.

Team: Faster Pussycats, Co-Captain TCRG All-Stars
Status: Veteran
Position: Pivot, Jammer

Species: orange long-hair
Habitat: beaches
Diet: cheeses
Characteristics: distinctively small, fiery temper
Markings: ink & metal

2009 Spirit of TCRG Award winner

Team: Faster Pussycats, TCRG All-Stars
Status: Veteran
Position: Outside and Back Blocker

Habitat: underfoot
Diet: milk of human kindness
Behaviour: shreds your fishnets and your confidence
Defenses: always looks innocent

Team: Faster Pussycats, TCRG All-Stars
Status: Veteran
Position: Jammer, Back Blocker

Markings: Black boots, star shape on head
Behaviour: Travels quickly in a counter-clockwise direction
Diet: Raw meat

2009 Faster Pussycats' MVP

Team: Faster Pussycats
Status: Veteran

Breed: Feral
Habitat: In front of you!
Behavior: issues
Diet: Jammers, with Blockers on the side
Cat Power: 8 lives

2008 Riot Girls MVP
2008 Spirt of TCRG Award

Team Coach

“I keep gettin’ older, but they stay the same age.”

-Sir Matthew McConaughey

Positions: jammer and downward dog
Stats: fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Occupation: ogling sexy derby ass
Best qualities: i listen to Barbra Streisand
Worst quality: i listen to Barbra Streisand
Injuries:well there was that fox hole incident
Loves: fishnets, knee highs, salmon burgers, garden gnomes and daisies
Hates: garden gnomes, patchouli and latex gloves
Favourite quote: "savin up for some hooker and blow"
Lucky charm: why "the perogy" of course
Super power: wild boar snort....makes derby girls drop like flies in a snow storm
Derby Wife: holdin out for a virgin
Favorite Movie: The Sound of Music
Favorite Words: toque and eloquent
Favorite Color: BLOOD RED
Favorite Drink: Alabama Slammer

Bio:
Born and raised in Coombs BC, Trixi lived in "The White House" -- thats what folks from far and wide called it. Trixi was a painfully shy girl with a desperate crush at the age of 6 on the bus driver who looked like Elvis, side burns and all. Barely speaking to any person of the real world Trixi would mix secret potions and send smoke signals to the Indians from her make shift treehouse and run through the fields singing loud and clear "Raise a little Hell, Raise a little Hell, Raise a little Hell". I think that pretty much says it all.....

Shortly after she recieved her FIRST PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES!!!!! Love at first glide.....for years, day in and day out, Trixi would don her beautiful skates and hit the road, ghetto blaster in tow. Martha and the Muffins, Pat Benatar, Prince, Blondie and the gorgeous Annie Lennox
were her companions, unstoppable, untouchable.

And then there was DERBY ahhhhhh such splendor.
*to be continued*