Coach Max Payne (Bench Coach)

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I'm the Money, every Penny of it. 
 
Positions: A lady never tells her secrets
Injuries: I chipped a nail once - that sucked
Zodiac sign: All Scorpio, all the time
Best quality: I made a funny joke once
Worst quality: early bed time - I need my rest
Stats: Mon - Fri 8 - 4:30 
Occupation: Small time Robin Hood for the disabled
Skates: on ice and concrete 
Derby wife: oh no thanks, but I'll take a derby boyfriend
Loves: Derby girls, Roman history, and fishnets, Vive la fishnets! 
Hates: Sweaty men, weak pick up lines and muffin top. 
Lucky charm: Bentley the (not so) Wonder dog.
Super power: my super evil look will turn you to stone 
Random Favorites: Shelter pets, Fluevog shoes and colourful stockings and Roman history
Favorite Rollergirl/League: TCRG of course. 
 
Max Payne studied way too much Roman history and began searching out a venue in which to re-enact the great wars, the Battle of Carthage, Battle of the Huns and the battle against that tough old Gaelic tart Boudica. Instead of an amphitheater, Max found another venue of equally grand proportions and dire consequences, the derby track. Now, she enjoys the epic battles from her lofty seat while commanding the great legions into their next victory.  Let the games begin.