Luludemon - #44

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Team: Riot Girls
Positions: blocker, jammer, pivot
Zodiac Sign: aquarius
Best quality: "me and Prince Will's go way back"
Worst quality: taking the piss
Occupation: world traveler
Loves: being better than you
Hates: yoga pants, commoners, herpes
Lucky charm: gold lamé headband
Super power: cute english accent

A daughter of a lord, lulu grew up in the beautiful English
countryside. She had everything she could ever wish for - her own pony, butler and all the cucumber sandwiches she could eat. She was destined to spend the rest of her days hob-nobbing with the royals, that was until things went terribly wrong during a yoga class at her all-girl boarding school. Instead of finding her inner peace, lulu stumbled across something far darker hidden in the depths of her soul: her inner demon.

During a particularly strenuous downward dog, she snapped and throttled Lady Windsor’s daughter with her gold lamé headband. Finding that this was one mess that her Daddy couldn’t bail her out of, she fled to Canada disguised as one of the common folk. Much to
her disgust she soon realised that her good breeding and fabulous connections got her nowhere in this land of socially responsible, green-tea-drinking, horrendously nice people. She was saved from having to commit social suicide by a group of proud, elite women who rolled over anyone that stood in their way: the Riot Girls. And she discovered that on the track she could unleash the demon within with devastating consequences. So don’t be fooled by that cute English accent cos this limey’s here to teach you who is the rightful Queen of Rollerderby.