Lorenagade - #5000

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Riot Girls 2008-2010

Positions: Pivot
Injuries: why, you lookin for one?
Animal you most resemble: A rabid one
Zodiac Sign: Virgo/Snake
Best quality: I fricken rock
Worst quality: I don’t understand the question…
Stats: I have an ass big enough to get in the way of an opposing jammer, so watch out, I’m a coming for you!
Occupation: THE BRAWN
Derby wife: 8 Mean Wheeler
Loves: derby
Hates: people who hate derby, and Celine Dion
Lucky charm: Let’s just say a made a deal with this guy you may have heard of…I sold him something of mine and so…I guess we’ll wait and see.
Super power: see above
Random Favorites: rock, good times!

Bio: Do you ever find yourself stuck behind and opposing skater? Do you ever wish that there was someone on your team there to help you in the pack? Well wait no more. The often imitated but never duplicated Lorenagade 5000 is here. That’s right ladies. She is a blocker that everyone needs on the track. This one of a kind gem is Italian made so the quality is unsurpassed. I’ve never seen anything like her before. It is truly magical what this girl can do. The Lorenagade 5000 is fierce and her strength is immeasurable. Just look how easily she she sits on an opponent, and watch as she effortlessly delivers a solid hit! I’m telling you nothing can stop the Lorenagade 5000. Finally someone who can help you get rid of those pesky opponents on the track. If you didn’t get your Lorenagade 5000, she’ll be getting you!