Faster Pussycats

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence.

While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... roller derby. A predator cat devours all it touches, her voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely, then, this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of a Faster Pussycat. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard - on or off the derby track. This rapacious new breed of cat prowls in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your insurance adjuster, your assistant...or a dancer in a go-go club!